The Atheist

The Atheist

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As the men sailed head over heals, he cried out, “Oh my God! Help me!” At once the ferocious attack scene froze in one place, and as the atheist hung in mid air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in me!”

“Come on God, give me a break!!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in three-headed monsters either!”

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Now, I never have hard feelings or negative thoughts about another’s personal beliefs, but I just thought this was cute. I know I certainly don’t believe in three-headed monsters, but you never know! :)~

~ Sheri