Second Opinion

This guy was climbing a tree when suddenly he slipped, then grabbed at a branch and was hanging there. After an hour or so had passed he felt himself getting exhausted and looked up to the heavens and cried out: "God, help me, please, help…

Lunch Joke

When two psychic friends met for lunch, one said: "You are fine. How am I ?"

Ordering Pizza

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?" The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

Buddha Humor

Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa? A: Because he didn't have any attachments.

Astrological Prayers

Astrological Prayers · Aries Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now? · Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. · Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? · Cancer Dear…

The Atheist

The Atheist An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As…

Important Words

Important Words The six most important words in the English language are: "I admit I made a mistake." The five most important words in the English language are: "You did a good job." The four most important words in the English language…

Kids Are Not Stupid

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What…