Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin – comedian of the 70’s and 80’s – could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, […]
Astrological Prayers · Aries Dear God, please give me patience… and could you do it right now? · Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. · Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? · Cancer Dear God!!! · Leo Yes? · Virgo Dear God, please make […]
The Atheist An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As the men sailed head over heals, he cried out, “Oh […]
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The Echo of Life A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams “Ahhhhhhhhh”. Surprised he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “Ahhhhhhhhh”! Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he receives is “who are you?” This […]
Important Words The six most important words in the English language are: “I admit I made a mistake.” The five most important words in the English language are: “You did a good job.” The four most important words in the English language are: “What is your opinion?” The three most important words in the English […]
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?” One of […]
We have a new little friend at my house. It lives on my side porch, has four legs, is furry, and says “mew”. What can I say? I am a sucker for animals, and this one is only 6-7 weeks old. My husband has made it very clear in the past that we cannot have […]
I Created You One day, as usually, an orphan, a little girl, stood at the street corner begging for food, money or whatever she could get. Now, this girl was wearing very tattered clothes, was dirty and quite dishevelled. A well-to-do you man passed that corner without giving the girl a second look. But, when […]
Yesterday I went to the Detroit Zoo with my husband and son. It was a great trip and unfortunately the only day this week without rain. My husband is on vacation this week, and he’s a big golfer, so he’s not too happy about the rain. 🙁 Anyway, it was so much fun just to […]
Rev. Sheri discusses the energies for the month of June. Learn about lighting the fires of knowledge both globally and personally.
We are what we think All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with a pure mind And happiness will follow you As your shadow, unshakeable. How can a troubled mind understand the way? Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own […]