The Atheist An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As the men sailed head over heals, he cried out, “Oh […]
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The Echo of Life A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams “Ahhhhhhhhh”. Surprised he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “Ahhhhhhhhh”! Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he receives is “who are you?” This […]
Important Words The six most important words in the English language are: “I admit I made a mistake.” The five most important words in the English language are: “You did a good job.” The four most important words in the English language are: “What is your opinion?” The three most important words in the English […]
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?” One of […]
We have a new little friend at my house. It lives on my side porch, has four legs, is furry, and says “mew”. What can I say? I am a sucker for animals, and this one is only 6-7 weeks old. My husband has made it very clear in the past that we cannot have […]