George Carlin Message

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but…

Astrological Prayers

Astrological Prayers · Aries Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now? · Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. · Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? · Cancer Dear…

The Atheist

The Atheist An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As…

Discounted Massage

LCC MASSAGE CLINIC NEEDS CLIENTS JULY 8 thru 31 Tuesdays & Thursdays Appt. times: 12:15 & 2:00 $20.00 for Public $15.00 for LCC Students & Staff Call 483-1451 to schedule appointment & get more details

The Echo of Life

The Echo of Life A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams "Ahhhhhhhhh". Surprised he hears a voice coming from the mountain, "Ahhhhhhhhh"! Filled with curiosity, he screams:…

Important Words

Important Words The six most important words in the English language are: "I admit I made a mistake." The five most important words in the English language are: "You did a good job." The four most important words in the English language…