Buddha Humor
Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?
A: Because he didn't have any attachments.
George Carlin Message
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but…
Astrological Prayers
Astrological Prayers
· Aries
Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?
· Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
· Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
· Cancer
Dear…
The Atheist
The Atheist
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As…
Discounted Massage
LCC MASSAGE CLINIC NEEDS CLIENTS
JULY 8 thru 31
Tuesdays & Thursdays
Appt. times: 12:15 & 2:00
$20.00 for Public
$15.00 for LCC Students & Staff
Call 483-1451 to schedule appointment & get more details