Ordering Pizza
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill.
The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."
Buddha Humor
Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa?
A: Because he didn't have any attachments.
George Carlin Message
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but…
Astrological Prayers
Astrological Prayers
· Aries
Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?
· Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
· Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
· Cancer
Dear…
The Atheist
The Atheist
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As…