Desiring Peace

Man to God : "O Lord, I want peace". God to Man : "When you remove yourself of 'I' and the 'want' you will automatically have peace."

Second Opinion

This guy was climbing a tree when suddenly he slipped, then grabbed at a branch and was hanging there. After an hour or so had passed he felt himself getting exhausted and looked up to the heavens and cried out: "God, help me, please, help…

Buddha Humor

Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa? A: Because he didn't have any attachments.