Entries by Re (Rev. Sheri)

Email Issues

Hello Everyone!  The offer I sent in my newsletter has my inbox going crazy.  There’s a bigger response than I expected.  That’s great; I’m glad to help.  But, you may have trouble emailing me.  If you get an error message saying your email can’t go through, please try again.  It may be that I’m getting […]

Ordering Pizza

When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said “Don’t I get change?” The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”

George Carlin Message

Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin – comedian of the 70’s and 80’s – could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, […]

Astrological Prayers

Astrological Prayers · Aries Dear God, please give me patience… and could you do it right now? · Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. · Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? · Cancer Dear God!!! · Leo Yes? · Virgo Dear God, please make […]

The Atheist

The Atheist An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by a three-headed monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow them both. As the men sailed head over heals, he cried out, “Oh […]

Discounted Massage

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The Echo of Life

The Echo of Life A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams “Ahhhhhhhhh”. Surprised he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “Ahhhhhhhhh”! Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he receives is “who are you?” This […]

Important Words

Important Words The six most important words in the English language are: “I admit I made a mistake.” The five most important words in the English language are: “You did a good job.” The four most important words in the English language are: “What is your opinion?” The three most important words in the English […]

Kids Are Not Stupid

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?” One of […]