Astrological Prayers

Astrological Prayers

· Aries
Dear God, please give me patience… and could you do it right now?

· Taurus
Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.

· Gemini
Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?

· Cancer
Dear God!!!

· Leo
Yes?

· Virgo
Dear God, please make us perfect and don’t mess it up like You did the last time.

· Libra
Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?

· Scorpio
Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don’t deserve it!

· Sagittarius
Dear Lord, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.

· Capricorn
Dear God! I’d like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!

· Aquarius
Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!

· Pisces
Dear Lord, as long as I’m going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.

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Yes, I know there is a cuss word in here. But, someone sent this to me, and I thought it was very fitting for each sign. Of course, please insert “Spirit”, “Goddess”, etc. as you wish. 🙂

Have a wonderful day!

~ Sheri

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